As I posted on Facebook the other day, Hydra was excited to discover reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger on TV until he realized it didn’t actually feature a crime fighter with a walker.
This being our house, the concept prompted a photo shoot. Plans are in the works to find funding to retool the show for its aging fan base, and Hydra’s just the man for the lead role. What you see before you are early concept photos. Talk about sneaking up on the bad guys!
Walker comes out crutches ablazin’ when the Russian mafia tries to infiltrate a mom & pop pharmacy.
Walker teaches a sadistic physical therapist a thing or two about using a cane. Simultaneously flirting with the hot head nurse.
Walker busts up a crack ring at a local nursing home with a few swift moves and the minimum daily requirement of attitude.
They don’t call him Walker for nothin’!