Imagine the chills of surprise that coursed up and down my spine when I arrived in the office on Monday to find that two of the Roswell aliens had begun exploring!
And they have demands!
We’ve long suspected that if aliens stopped here, they’d be seeking precious natural resources, like rutabagas…or water!
Jens and Weens seemed less disturbed about the invasion than some of us. Will keep an eye on them for signs of creeping greenness.