Halloween Roundup : Best Trick or Treater Quotes

 Sundry is not above a little Hallowe’en prancing.

A boy, about eleven, dressed as a soldier ran up to the door breathing hard.

Sundry: “Wow, you’re in the middle of an operation, huh?”

Soldier: “Have you see a crazy killer monkey?”

Sundry: “No!”

Just then a kid in a crazy killer monkey suit ran up and killed him!

He fell to the ground and knocked into one of the pots on the porch.

Soldier, after standing up again: “I hope I didn’t hurt your guys’s plant.”

Double chocolate for these boys!
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Zombie mom to Kitty, who tried shambling out of the dark moaning: “A year ago she would have screamed. Meet a fellow zombie.”

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Jaded teen to Sundry:  “Hi person shaking the tree.”
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Girl in a lumpy red and black pirate outfit: “I’m a boutonniere!”
Um.  Yes, you are.

 

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2 thoughts on “Halloween Roundup : Best Trick or Treater Quotes

  1. Kitty says:

    Hee hee hee! That was so much fun!

  2. Sundry says:

    So fun to share it with you this year!

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