There are two ways to think about crossing the street. The way you choose may determine whether or not you are a chicken.
This is the most neurotic, controlling crosswalk sign I have ever encountered. It starts beeping from the minute you push the crosswalk button, then the sound changes when you are free to cross. Jeez, I’m just crossing the street, not moving away to college.
To whomever put this sticker on the same pole as the crazy making crosswalk box: Thank you. I consider this a public display of affection toward everyone who sees it.